{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
{"fact":"A cat can\u2019t climb head first down a tree because every claw on a cat\u2019s paw points the same way. To get down from a tree, a cat must back down.","length":142}
{"fact":"The oldest cat to give birth was Kitty who, at the age of 30, gave birth to two kittens. During her life, she gave birth to 218 kittens.","length":136}
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{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
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