{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
{"fact":"In Holland\u2019s embassy in Moscow, Russia, the staff noticed that the two Siamese cats kept meowing and clawing at the walls of the building. Their owners finally investigated, thinking they would find mice. Instead, they discovered microphones hidden by Russian spies. The cats heard the microphones when they turned on.","length":318}
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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
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{"fact":"Approximately 24 cat skins can make a coat.","length":43}
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